Watch: Ellen Page & Kate Mara are Too Short to be in ‘True Detective’ (According to Funny or Die)

This may be the end to the wait — the answer to all your questions.

You might think you know who should be cast in Season 2 of “True Detective,” but two dark horses have entered the race. It’s Kate Mara and Ellen Page in a hilarious new Funny or Die send-up of the hit HBO series; it’s “Tiny Detectives!”

Watch as Page and Mara suit up, give us their best, raspiest Rust Cohle impressions, and live through the unique pains of being just five feet tall. Check it out:

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