Watch: Learn How to Bottle a Bull Penis Via This Promotional Clip For ‘The Final Member’

The Drafthouse Films’ doc “The Final Member” follows Sigurdur Hjartarson, the founding curator of the Icelandic Phallogical Museum as he embarks on a quest to find the final schlong for his extensive collection. After all, does a collection of penises really mean anything if you don’t have a human subject? It’s an important question for Hjartarson, but a hard one for him to answer. 

We’ve already provided you with the poster here, and you can also watch the trailer, where we see two men fight over who has the greater specimen. It’s the war of the willies and the winner gets the chance to be source material behind what’s likely to be the Mona Lisa of Dick. I digress.

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But in this clip we get a look at how phallus becomes art. The penis in focus? Bull. This isn’t any old arts and crafts project, with museum employees giving us a step-by-step glance behind the intricate process of bull penis bottling. Best of all, Drafthouse Films is giving fans the opportunity to preorder a limited-edition “package” (for $39.99), which contains a copy of the documentary, a penis donation form for the Icelandic Penis Museum and, wait for it, an actual bottled bull penis. The “Final Package” will ship out on June 17th.

Before you make your purchase though, take a look at the clip narrated by Drafthouse creator Tim League, or you know, don’t.

“The Final Member,” produced and directed by Jonah Bekhor
& Zach Math for Drafthouse Films, opens in select theaters
& VOD on Friday, April 18th.